Little Man Tate - Balko's Barren Patch lyrics

You gotta be joking it’s been almost seven weeks

You’d better change your hair or even change the way you speak

It’s not that easy to be on the pull these days

He needs a little bit of love

See him through this barren phase

I got her contact number for ya (for ya)

I heard he had you maybe for ya (for ya)

If she finds out you know she’ll floor ya (floor ya)

Oh no what you know

You know it’s gonna end in another argument

These days he never gets laid

Cos the night always ends in a fucking argument

Yeah the night always ends in a fucking argument

So put your shoes on and your best Ben Sherman shirt

He can talk his way out of an argument, but he always makes it worse

He said that she said “no” and “Michael you’re always shouting”

Then he calls her on the phone “oh let’s just forget about it”

I got her contact number for ya (for ya)

I heard he had you maybe for ya (for ya)

If she finds out you know she’ll floor ya (she’ll floor ya)

Oh no what dya know

You know it’s gonna end in another argument

These days he never gets laid

Cos the night always ends in a fucking argument

Oh no what d'ya know

You know it’s gonna end in another argument

These days he never gets laid

Cos the night always ends in a fucking argument

Yeah the night always ends in a fucking argument

Balko, Balko, Balko, Balko, Balko, Balko

(blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah)

I AM CHILLED!!!