Little Man Tate - Who Invented These Lists lyrics

Who invented these lists? x 5

She's got to find a boyfriend, she's working on a movie

Kissing at the premier they'll never see through me

He's got to start to mingle, he's working on a single

Got to get his drugs out, tried to knock a bouncer out

Ooooooooo follow the formula!

Ooooooooo follow the formula!

Got to slag a bands tunes, albums coming out soon

Labels gonna drop them if it doesn't go platinum

She's got to learn to chit chat before she walks the red mat

Doesn't have to talk talk once she's on the catwalk

Ooooooooo follow the formula!

Ooooooooo follow the formula!

The A list hate the B list,

B list hate the C list,

C lists hate the D lists and the she wants to be me lists

Get a little washed up, a little hit and miss

And then you hear them asking, WHO INVENTED THESE LISTS?!

He's got to get his life back, do a stint in rehab

Breaks the news on TV to get them more publicity

She's got an early wake up apply load of make up

Got to let the world know she's working on the radio

Ooooooooo follow the formula!

Ooooooooo follow the formula!

Trouble at a nightclub, career's getting washed up

Now where the hell does she go, reality TV show

He's with the girl half his age, he's getting on the front page

A smile and a wink and a glimpse of her ring and

Ooooooooo follow the formula!

Ooooooooo follow the formula!

The A list hate the B list,

B list hate the C list,

C lists hate the D lists and the she wants to be me lists

Get a little washed up, a little hit and miss

And then you hear them asking, WHO INVENTED THESE LISTS?!

WHO INVENTED THESE LISTS etc