Limbomaniacs - The Toilet's Flooded lyrics

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The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit

The toilet's flooded with the great big shit

The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit

The toilet's flooded with the great big shit

There was this dude his name was Ted

He just stopped over and he said,

"I'd go outside if I had to pee

But I got a big ole doo-doo inside of me."

He disappeared, but he wasn't gone long

We finished lunch he was still in the john

We didn't have a clue 'cause he didn't cut a fart

But what he left in my bowl was a work of art

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We all went in to take a peek

What happened next knocked us right off our feet

It jumped out of the john, it jumped out of the bowl

It had no morals, it had no soul

It slimed around our carpet like a mud-colored slug

It left a foul-smelling trail that soiled the rug

I went to get a baseball bat to kill that thing

But it zapped around the house like brown lightning

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He took a record dump known across the nation

Now we gotta use the service station

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