Limbomaniacs - Porno lyrics

I'm a terminal case and I love my plight

Some say I'm sick I say I'm alright

All I do is fess up while they keep it out of sight

It's my own religion my own kind of heaven

Big ole schlongs goin' into little women

All for me to see on the color screen

Bonerville, Arizona, you know what I mean

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I need porno

I need porno

Magazines yeah you know I've got 'em

Full'a young naked women with young naked bottoms

My name is House the albino mouse

I always read Penthouse never read Proust

I got every single issue of Bondage Quarterly

All but one of Gay Night Orderlies

I read the best I read the rest and now I confess

I got a life subscription to Enema Digest

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I'm not afraid to admit to my addiction

I like to watch two people use friction

Big black Mama Jama or Ginger Lynn

I like to watch it go in and out again

On the video fast or slow-mo

I can unwind to a good porno show

My girlfriend she gets so uptight

When I call her and I tell her it's porno night

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