Less Than Jake - Son Of Dick lyrics

Son Of Dick

Well it's Dick's son that has his CD's in neat lines

and a dad that reads every sign and says, "I only drive 62.5"

Well I don't really mind his coordinated closet or his folded clothes

but who left the bullet in the mashed potatoes?

Well why's everybody sweating me because I go to Dairy Queen

Why's everybody sweating me because I'm the son of Dick Ramsbee

His dad boils water by time and measures sugar by the nine

and tours the country in a winnebago

and his dad is an anal guy and has a roomate stalked by the FBI

"Who put the shotgun underneath the sofa?"

..Hal put the shotgun underneath the sofa

I'm the son of Dick Ramsbee.