Lemonheads - Being Around lyrics

If I was in the fridgewould you open the door?

If I was the grasswould you mow your lawn?

If I was your bodywould you still wear clothes?

If I was a boogerwould you blow your nose?

Would you keep it? would you eat it?

I'm just tryin to give myself a reasonfor being around.

If I was the front porch swing would you let me hang?

If I was the dance floor would you shake your thing?

If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce

Up and down inside your bank account?

Would ya trust menot to break you?

I'm just tryin really hard to make you

Notice me being around.

If I was a haircut would you wear a hat?

If I was a maidcould I clean your flat?

If I was the carpet would ya wipe your feet

In time to save me from mud off the street?

If you like meif you love me

Why don't you get down on your knees

And scrub me?

I'm a little grubby

From being around.