Lawnmower Deth - Return Of The Fabulous Metal Bozo Clowns lyrics

Bring back denim

With lovely patches on

And stupid girly bonnets

And Donny Osmond,

Do you really know

What I'd like to twat

Are those seventies glam bands

With haircuts so crap,

You think you had attitude

Did you think you were tough

You've got to be joking

With haircut like muff,

Now you've passed on

All your worldly skills

To the next generation

Who think its a brill,

To block up my lungs

Block up the gents

With lipstick and hairspray

Where are the men?

Did you leave behind

As your symbol token

A load of crap songs

And a lampost that was broken?

You're always played at weddings

At new year, barmitzers and charity

Just fuck off back into the seventies

And stop plaguing me,

Especially when I turn on the TV

And there you are again

On a naff clothing advert

Well its improved, it's full of women,

It's the return of the metal bozos clowns

Here it comes

The big clown rap

About those seventies people I want to slap,

Vander Graf Atomic

Rooster Are first in line

For a sawn off shooter

Next in line Noddy Holder and Slade

How much cash

Do they want to make,

Merry Christmas

Everybody

That record is truly sorry,

They just keeping re-releasing

Every year it sounds even more appalling,

The seventies go down In history

As a shameful embarassing

Memory, Joker bands

For the weak and feeble

The only saving grace

Was Pan's People,

At least a few

Were truely great

They escaped

The glamorous glittered fate,

Johnny Lydon Stiv Bator

MC5 Or the Dictators

But they keep re-releasing

Every year it sounds even more appalling,

It's the return of the metal bozo clowns