Lawnmower Deth - Lawnmowers For Heroes, Comics For Zeros lyrics

I hate comics, they suck the big one, I long for the day when marvel is long

gone, Comics are for pre-pubescent moronic slime

Who've got nothing better to do with their time, The one I most hate is

Superman, An underpant wearing flying phallic gland,

On Krypton he collects his strength and girth, I wish he'd been aborted at

birth, I hate Dan Dare and the Mekon with no hair,

They live in space, I wish they'd stay up there, stupid comics full of space

ships, I'd rather read a magazine full of

gardening tips, Batman and Robin help people out a tight spot, Batman and Robin

so fucking what, They live in Gotham, what do

they want, a clap? If they lived in Bradford they'd still be crap, Swamp thing I

really do despair, Looks like a marshmallow

with seaweed of hair, What kind of hero is that supposed to be, A walking giant

sea anemone, Come and join me in the human

race, Where there's no super heroes in cartoon space