Lawnmower Deth - Judgement Day (Assume The Position) lyrics

My boss at work,

Is such a twat,

He wants to spank my bottom,

With a cricket bat.

He says he'll use,

A Gunn and Moore,

And spank my bottom 'till,

It's really sore.

Ooh he spanks me more and more,

'Till my bottom bleeds red raw.