Lawnmower Deth - Enter Mr. Formica lyrics

It's been a while Since you last met me Aeons ago On ooh crikey, Right back then

I was a boring git Who had a social life As

rare as a rocking horse shit, Bob fucking Catley Was bardly the word Nuno

Bettencourt A right flamin' nerd, But now I've

returned A true nineties bloke Because I've risen my head An even bigger joke,

My names Mr. Formica My middle name is

probably Keith I've got my flash & Mr.Sheen I am now armed to the teeth, To cook

the food And watch the kids Wash out the

undies Remove the skids, Polish the windows And then watch this morning Go

flower arranging I'm right fuckin' boring, The

moral of this story Is don't listen to bands who are shit Like Magnum for

example 'Cos you'll become a real wet git, At the

start of this song My life had improved But I've just realised That it hasn't