Lawnmower Deth - Anyone For Tinnies lyrics

It's the time Last orders chime Closing time, Toll the bell, Don't panic, Last

order bell, Before I roam I feel my mouth

Begin to foam, It's not too late To get some tins Seal my fate, I need to quench

my raging thirst There's plenty more cash in

my purse I say bartender, re-open the bar straight away I believe a lock-in is

order of the day, ANY ONE FOR LOCK-INS I don't

see why Landlords got the buff Lock-ins are great I was perfectly chuffed I was

perfectly chuffed, Why is be wielding that

hat The one of the baseball variety This puts pay to my play The twist of my

sobriety, Well that did nothing for my nerves

What a terrible fright I'll go and find a liquor store In the dead of the night

Anyone for tinnies There's ducks in my mouth

An alcoholic drought My nerves are in tatters Inebriation is all that matters,

What is the problem with the world All I want

is to have a drink Pour that brew right down my neck I don't ask much I don't

think, So off we go, back to my place Open my

fridge and peer within On comes the light, look round the lettuce My fridge is

full, it's tinnies heaven, Grab a four pack

and a few tins more On with the telly, slump on the floor The Hitman and Her I

thankfully missed Who gives a sod, I'm totally

pissed