Lard

Lard - The Power Of Lard lyrics

Lard

You can see it

In the clouds up in the sky

Lard

Floats by in clusters

In our water supply

Lard

It's all of us, man

In our pores and in our hair

Lard's

What we conceal

With these corny clothes we wear

Lard is all

Lard is divine

Lard is control

Lard whips and chains our soul

Lard, We carry credit cards

Lard, We live in fear of art

Lard is the OM

Lard is revolution

Lard is the tapeworm

In the bottle of cheap tequila

That comes alive at night

And sneaks up

And bites your nipple

Lard

Lard

Nowadays, most of us need someone

To run our personal life

Someone to see that

The plants are watered,

Someone to make sure the place is clean,

Someone to make sure dinner is waiting,

Someone to call for theatre tickets,

Someone to make up those cheap excuses

What we need is

Lard, The answer

Lard, The dancer

Lard, The ointment

Lard, The dream

Absorb it

Inflame it

Respect it

Molest it

The country right now just wants to be

Soothed, and told it doesn't have to pay or

Sacrifice or learn

No one is over the hill

When the mountain comes to Mohammed

Lard

Lard

Lard

Lard, We love to eat

Lard, We love to pray

Lard, Mold over mind

Lard, Hooray

Every time I take a crap

It's a cosmic experience

Religion and chemicals

Are the key to the future

Next time we have sex

Just pretend I'm Ed Meese

The weasels have it down, man

It's a whole new age

Lard

Which would you prefer

A computer or a gun

The sharks out lived the dinosaurs, you know

Pity the poor trainer

In the stable when the race horse farts

Poison oak really is

The aphrodisiac of the Gods

When people are asleep

We must all become alarm clocks

Hey, man

Life is my college

It's Dental Floss of the mind

Who will babysit the babysitters

Ever hear about that guy in New York whose dick

Fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke

It's OK to run out of butter in Zambia

Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast

Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup

Which came first- Max Headroom or Gerald Ford

Are you a man or are you a mouse

If you love your fun- Die for it

And feel

The Power of Lard

The Power of Lard

The Power of Lard

The Power of Lard

Avoid everything, etc

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