Lambchop - Paperback Bible lyrics

I’d like to buy a good

Used paperbacked living bible

And I’ve got some things

That I’d like to put on out there

Like a pony cart and an old bird bath

A kitchen sink and a rocking chair

You can turn me on

Almost any day at noon

Hey I’d like to put on

A four month old rat terrier pup

I think he’s a male

And he’s marked up pretty and

everything

This woman’s got some goats

But his feets never been on the ground

You can just buy one

Or you can have the whole heard

Yeah I’d like to find

A twenty seven inch color TV

Has to be non working

An RCA cause I need the parts

And daily there’s an old drive shaft

And the same Berkeline recliner

It’s green and it’s cloth

And it’s been used very little.

Then there’s a Reba designs

Size eight, prom pageant dress

It’s icy blue

With sequins worn just once

There are others that are strapless

But this one’s slit above the knee

If you’re looking for

Something perfect for that student

I have always thought

That hand guns were made for shooting people

Rather than for sport

Why not use a rifle in most other applications

You might find a riffle or a musket

But you’ll never hear a pistol

There may always be

Someone looking for or finding some

Guess I’d like to sell

A good used paperbacked living bible