Lambchop - Action Figure lyrics

I heard a rumor that I'm sad

Or at least that I feel bad

Whoever said that doesn't know

I'm pretty sure that I don't know

And if a case was made for this

Could it be something that we missed

Let's let the cat out of the bag

Let's let the neighborhood go bad

It take some time but there you go

It takes a lot of guts to show

The silly side of who we are

As if we'd ever go that far

So we can put away the watch

And we can throw away the cane

And we can walk through god's own will

Because he's crying crying still today

What are the odds that you are right

What will we have to eat tonight

What if I told you it's ok

To be my action figure

I've swatted bugs all afternoon

I've swallowed beer like a cartoon

And if old Waylon hung the moon

Will we be singing with him soon

And I will learn to look away

When there are thing I cannot bear

Perhaps you'll sing a diferent tune

Perhaps well learn to tell the diference

There are people that I know

Who live content within their limits

And we are lucky to be so

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