Kristin Chenoweth - The Girl in 14G lyrics

Just moved in to 14G

So cozy, calm, and peaceful

Heaven for a mouse like me

With quiet by the lease-full

Pets are banned, parties too,

And no solicitations.

Window seat with garden view

A perfect nook to read a book

I'm lost in my Jane Austen when I hear

[Dramatic opera]

Say it isn't so

Not the flat below

From an opera wanna be

In 13G

A matinee of some cantata

Wagner's Ring

And Traviata

[Dramatic opera]

My first night in 14G

I'll put up with Puccini

Brew myself a cup of tea

Crochet until she's fini

Half past eight

Not a peep

Except the clock tick-tockin'

Now I lay me down to sleep

A comfy bed to rest my head

A stretch, a yawn, I'm almost gone when

[Scatting noisily]

Now the girl upstairs

[Laughs]

Wakes me unawares

Blowing down from 15G

Her revelly

She's scattin like her name is Ella

Guess who answers a cappella?

[escalating transitions between scatting and opera]

I'm not one to

Raise my voice

Make a fuss

Or speak my mind

But might I query

Would you mind if

Could you kindly

STOP!

That felt good

STOP!

13, 15, 14G

A most unlikely trio

Not quite three part harmony

All day and night we're singing

[All three sing]

I've had my fill of peace and quiet

Shout out loud, "I've changed my diet!"

All because of

14G