KRIS KRISTOFFERSON - Jesus Was A Capricorn lyrics

Jesus was a Capricorn, He ate organic foods

He believed in love and peace and never wore no shoes

Long hair, beard and sandals and the funky bunch of friends

Reckon they'd just nail him off if he come down again.

'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on

Who they can feel better than at anytime they please

Someone doing something dirty, decent folks can frown on

You can't find nobody else than help yourself to me.

Eggheads cussin', rednecks cussin', hippies for the hair

Others laugh at straights who laugh at freaks who laugh at square

Some folks hate the whites who hate the blacks who hate the clan

Most of us hate anything we don't understand.

'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on

Who they can feel better than at anytime they please

Someone doing something dirty, decent folks can frown on

You can't find nobody else than help yourself to me.

Help yourself brother, help yourself Jim, help yourself Reverend...