KOOL KEITH - The Girls Don’t Like The Job lyrics
{kool keith on the phone}<br>Hello -- did cathy come in today, or what? <br>I'm startin to not, to like, what's she's doin at me<br>She's not on time, you know her hair ain't combed<br>She's not dressed properly<br>She's always wearin jeans, and this is a company<br>Where you wear dresses, and you look neat and come in<br>With your briefcase<br>And we're taking cutbacks.. somebody gotta get dropped<br><br>[kool keith]<br>Capital investments by sequence automatic mechanical problem secure<br>Space investor, wall street journal analysist<br>The rates of companies by speed paine-webber<br>Merryl lynch, no other than solomon brothers<br>Banking system with my computer wisdom<br>Immaculate suit, pinstriped, with my shirt and tie<br>Girls know I'm fly -- on the a-x-1 new floppy disk<br>Hello? there's somebody out there to see you<br>No, tell her to call me back<br>I'm busy with the president of the united states<br>Discussing more rates on a higher level<br>Don't give me feedback, I don't need that<br>Two trips to costa rica, I'll be a week back<br>Before you sign a new act, find out if they wack<br>Your budget will be low, and you'll be fired, highly retired<br>I'm the new boss of this company girl<br>(I want you to fax yourself to china ok? do this now)<br><br>Chorus: kool keith *singing* (repeat 2x)<br><br>The girls don't like the job<br>Secretaries don't like my ways<br>I hire and fire, give you checks on the spot<br>I hire and fire, give you checks when it's hot<br><br>[kool keith]<br>Down at 55 water street<br>Top official always seein chemical bank, wells fargo<br>Bank of america with my fine secretary erykah<br>Me and al sharpton was talkin about real estate in compton<br>With a loan from general mills<br>I would start a new nba team baldwin hills<br>The baldwin hills spacemen<br>Lime green uniforms with a orange basketball logo<br>? the group solo, that's right, dolo<br>With the comissioner of the basketball<br>Passin y'all in my asr rolls royce<br>Y'all can't stop my voice and opinion, here's a card and my phone extension<br>Not to mention I ripped up four tickets to the grammy awards<br>I had pasta with my new team and my roster<br>Agents beware, I'm talkin to shaq behind the lakers back<br>Michael jordan I'm important, keep tapes recordin<br>Buyin baseball stadiums, talkin to joe morgan<br>Cincinatti reds, I'm over your heads<br>Call my limo nancy, make it fancy, I'm in a rush<br>No time for coffee, ice cream from mr. softie<br><br>[baseball stadium organ playing]<br>Tom hanks calls the base of keith in the uk<br>We sold a lot of mercedes benz's<br>And bmw's to the small starving communities<br>Even as an import, it's just a regular cab in foreign countries<br>Materialistic for just the ignorant ones only the united states<br>I'm goin to lunch, I'll be right back<br><br>{the girls don't like the job!}<br>Cutback on time<br>Employees research files, tryin to find my styles<br>Sippin on a glass of sprite<br>Toni braxton wanna sing pride with me tonight<br>I gotta work late, the office, the kids, the dog<br>Puppies, groceries, hopin these things get done by the end of the week<br>I been through the week, did you book my airline flight assistant terry? <br>You'll get no record deal actin like neneh cherry, back to work don't flirt<br>Give me them passes to the james brown concert<br>Front row seats at least, please don't bother me I need peace<br>Terry you been late a lot<br>I hate a lot of those same black pants you wearin dancin<br>Take two days off, I'm goin to the playoffs<br><br>Chorus 1.5x
