KOOL KEITH - Report lyrics

(feat. Donny V)

[Intro:]

Ha ha, yeah!

Got'cha man Bobby Grind

Donny V, the man Donny V

The Commission is back

[Donny V:]

Donny V, opens the question, I'm rap's second best

Out of a million other rappers I'm better than the rest

Moet sipper, mic ripper and pussy getter

I'm on my own zone so you know I stay fly nigga

Bitch niggaz go to clubs frontin with they fake Coogi

You ain't a kingpin, take off that slum jewelry

I'm reformed, no more pickin the guns up

Get out of line I'll be the first to say get your funds up

The feds is only waitin for me to catch a case

I have fun now from punchin niggaz in they fuckin face

I'm 'bout to retire from rap, ain't no competition

Rap was fun when bodies came up missin

I cut bodies up, while I listen to Billy Preston

We had a photo session with Bush daughters at the Westin

[Kool Keith: voice EXTREMELY modulated]

Now I'ma shit on top of the Hummer H3

Kick you in the asshole like Gracie

Y'all tryin to get these clown-ass clodhod niggaz to replace me

Y'all toy like Toys'R'Us

You brush your hair back with a red brush

You critics lick the back of a gorilla's ass

Who says I can't cuss?

Y'all like the other product

Nothin motherfuckers, you have to readjust

Touch the diseases under the balls

Make those house calls

We cuttin the nails out of tigers' paws

Shit off the Select-o-Vision

You piss through your television

You see it? You got Hell-o-Vision

Bodies in the back, stay away

Bodies in the front, stay away

I should come from the store, Macy's layaway

[Kool Keith:]

All you motherfuckers droppin that bullshit every month

On that conveyor belt

Forcin that shit down people's throats

And all you motherfuckers I never seen or heard of before

poppin up on motherfuckin magazines

I ain't never seen you motherfuckers in my motherfuckin LIFE~!

Out of nowhere

You just come pop-o-matic MC

Report to the Commi$$ioner