KOOL KEITH - F-u M. F. lyrics

So what you got your first deal? <br>Who you signed with, nigga? <br>Epic? <br>Def jam? <br>I don't give a fuck if you're with warner bros.<br>Who you signed with, nigga? <br>Muthafuckin loud? <br>Interscope, columbia, sony, 550<br>Fuck it if you're with dreamworks<br>And if is, your in-house commercial-ass producers<br>Can suck out the interior out of my dick<br>Y'all still 75, that ain't no new shit<br>Fake-ass wanna-be hip-hop shit<br>Don't worry about who the fuck I hang with<br>Jealous muthafuckas<br><br>I'm tired of niggas fooling muthafuckas<br>Actin like they drug dealers<br>All you rappers fantasizin that jewelry and car shit<br>You can pull the speedos and suck my dick<br>Tell your corny fans who believe that shit<br>Lick the back of my ass quick<br>I'ma shut faggots down<br>Especially muthafuckas with that gay-ass production<br>New millenium homo sound<br>Smack the shit out of you for doin that wack-ass shit you do<br>50 bodyguards surround you<br>Keepin men that fuck you in the ass around you<br>Standin like you runnin shit, you ain't the fuckin president<br>Posin with ugly bitches in your video who take aids medicine<br>You don't wanna fuck with me or rock with me<br>Or rhyme on any block with me<br>Fuck the rap museum<br>I should be on the wall next to run-d.m.c.<br>Between public enemy<br>Some assholes jealous me<br>I don't care no more about your lyrics<br>The average mc is bullshit, I don't hear it<br>Fuck you talkin about you rap with a good spirit<br>I make rappers intimidated<br>Over wack-ass beats they get motivated, some have ministrated<br>Even suburban kids copy your shit and duplicate it<br>My balls you now cherish<br>By some new-ass mc about to perish<br>Type of muthafucka to eat a lotta celery<br>Your cd was butter-soft - what you tellin me? <br>A bunch of 'n sync type of fans hyped you up like bill bellamy<br>A bitch like you would rhyme with a curfew<br>Niggas with real shit will hurt you<br>The girl scout club I refer you<br>Bastard you<br>Your man rap, new nigga, he's wack, fuck you<br>Stay low, I'm above you<br>Erase your shit, I don't dub you<br>Fuck you<br>Fuck you<br><br>Muthafucka<br>Fuck you<br><br>Muthafucka<br>Fuck you<br><br>Yeah<br>You been rappin for 20'000 years<br>And you ain't got your fuckin deal yet? <br>What the fuck<br>Don't take your problems out on me<br>And the rest of you muthafuckas<br>Walkin around lookin like some old alien niggas<br><br>Muthafucka, I pull your face off<br>'bout to show you what the fuck you look like<br>Cause you keep it real<br>Too real muthafuckin broke<br>2001<br>Nobody was sayin that shit when I was payin for them fuckin hot wings<br>Hope you burn your fuckin lips<br><br>Fuck you<br>Muthafucka<br>Fuck you<br>Muthafucka<br>Fuck you<br>Muthafucka<br>Fuck you<br><br>Asshole