KIRSTY MACCOLL - England 2 Colombia 0 lyrics
Oh you shouldn't have kissed me and got me so excited<br>And when you asked me out I really was delighted<br>So we went to a pub in belsize park<br>And we cheered on england as the sky grew dark<br>Oh you shouldn't have kissed me cause you started a fire<br>But then I found out that you're a serial liar<br><br>You lied about your status<br>You lied about your life<br>You never mentioned your three children<br>And the fact you have a wife<br>Now it's england 2 colombia 0<br>And I know just how those colombians feel<br><br>If you hadn't passed out while I was talking to your friend<br>It could have really ended badly cause you very nearly had me<br>If he hadn't taken pity on my heart full of desire<br>I might never have found out you're a serial liar<br><br>You lied about your status<br>You lied about your life<br>You forgot you have three children<br>You forgot you have a wife<br>Now it's england 2 colombia 0<br>And I know just how those colombians feel<br><br>It is not in my nature to ever pick the winning team<br>Sometimes I think I'm happy then I remember it's a dream<br>Now it isn't in my nature to ever pick a winner<br>I always pick a bastard who would have me for his dinner<br><br>I can never possess the object of my desire<br>Cause he's bound to turn out to be a serial liar<br>Ok I didn't mention my kids, I thought I'd wait a bit<br>But I am free and single and he's a lying git<br><br>Cause he lied about his status<br>He lied about his life<br>He forgot he had three children<br>He forgot he had a wife<br>And it's england 2 colombia 0<br>I know just how those colombians feel<br><br>So I got into a taxi and sobbed all the way home<br>Called my friend up in sao paulo and cried down the phone<br>I played some tragic music and I lay down to die<br>But later I woke and I hadn't stopped crying<br><br>You should never have kissed me, you tasted of deceit<br>Your perfume was adultery but I'm not a piece of meat<br>So I'll be the one that you couldn't acquire<br>I found out in time you're a serial liar<br><br>You lied about your status<br>You lied about your life<br>And I pity your three children<br>And I pity your poor wife<br>Now you can go to hell<br>I'm going to brazil<br>Still it's england 2 colombia 0