Kingston Trio - The Tattoed Lady lyrics

Oh, we came to town to see

That old tattoed lady

She was a sight to see

Tattoed from head to knee

My uncle Ned was there

He came to gape and stare

"I've never" he declaired "Seen such a freak so fair!;

And on her jaw was the Royal flying corp

And on her back was the Union Jack, now could you ask for more?

All up and down her spine, were the queen's own guard in line

And all around her hips sailed a fleet of battle ships

And over her left kidney was a birds-eye view of Sidney

But what we liked best was upon her chest

Our little home in Waikiki

What did you say?

(Repeat)