Kevin Ayers - Fake Mexican Tourist Blues lyrics

Heymisterwould you like my sister

Her name is juanita

I think. you'd like to meet her.

She's a little bit risky

Drinking always whiskey.

But she's really a tiger

Take you right inside her.

Heymistergot another sister

Her name is dolores

She likes pretty colores;

She's a little bit silly

Eating always chili;

But she's very sexy

Take her home in a taxi.

Heyjuanitajuanita banana

Heyjuanitawould you hold my banana;

I'd like it nowI don't mean manana.

Heybrotherwhat about my mother

She's only just forty

She's especially naughty.

She knows a lot a tricks

More than the younger chicks.

And if you don't like my mother

I got a very nice brother.