Kellie Pickler - Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind lyrics

I need to go shopping

These shoes are all wrong

Just look in my closet

Not a thing to put on

I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind

Things that never cross a man's mind

Lets turn off the TV

Now can't we just talk

Let's lay here and cuddle

'Til we both drift off

If we don't make love

That'll be just fine

Things that never cross a man's mind

That joke is too dirty

This steak is too thick

Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it

That car is too fast

This beer is too cold

And watching all this football is sure getting old

Wish I was working this weekend

Not on the lake threading my line

Things that never cross a man's mind

Her lips are too red

Her skirt is too tight

Her legs are too long

And her heels are too high

Boy, she looks like the marrying kind

Things that never cross a man's mind

That joke is too dirty

That steak is too thick

Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it

That car is too fast

This beer is too cold

And watching all this football is sure getting old

Wish I was working this weekend

Not on the lake threading my line

Things that never cross a man's mind

I feel a little bloated

I think I'm fixing to start

That movie was good except for the violent parts

Brad Pitt is sexy

Why did he change his hair

I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer

These curtains clash with the carpet

The color scheme is a crime

Things that never cross a man's mind

Things that never cross a man's mind