Keith Toby - The Taliban Song lyrics

(Toby Keith/Scotty Emerick)

I’m just a middle aged middle eastern camel herdin’ man

I got a 2 bedroom cave here in north Afganistan

Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand

since they moved in, .......they call themselves the Taliban

(ooo-ooo-ooo yea, )the Taliban singing(ooo-ooo-ooo yea, )the Taliban baby oh yea

Now, I ain’t seen my wife’s face since they came here

They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear

She loves the desert and the hot white sand

But man she’s just like me, naw she can’t stand the Taliban

(ooo-Taliban baby)

but You know someday soon we’re both gonna saddle up

And it’ll be ride, camel, ride

My old lady she’ll be here with me just smilin’ right by my side

We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkministan

We’ll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban

Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win

Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end

Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said

Now you sons of bitchs you better not be doin’ any business with that Taliban

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might

And then those big US jets came flyin’ in one night

They dropped little bombs all over there holy land

And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran, the Taliban

You know someday soon we’re both gonna saddle up

And it’ll be ride, camel, ride

My old lady she’ll be here with me just smilin’ right by my side

We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkministan

We’ll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban

We’ll bid a fair adieu and and give a big boner to the Taliban

[Thanks to Ashley, Lindsey for corrections]