Kasenetz Katz Singing Orchestral Circus - Your Ugly - Butt Trumpets lyrics

I was walkin' home from school one day

When I saw Danny standin' there

I tried to show him my dirty underwear

He showed me his, but nothin' could compare

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Then he said, "You're ugly

What the fuck gave birth to you?

You're ugly

And I bet your mom is, too

You're ugly

Man, what's with that 'do?

You're ugly because you're ugly"

I kinda wonder

When I think back on those days

Why'd all the boys get scared

And run away?

So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true,

And my reflection looked at me

Like it was scared, too

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Then it said, "You're ugly

What the fuck gave birth to you?

You're ugly

And I bet your mom is, too

You're ugly

Man, what's with that 'do?

You're ugly because you're ugly"

Let me tell you guys a little story

About my 2nd grade love;

His name was Danny

And he looked so good this one day

In his plaid & Toughskins

And every day, I would go and pick him up

Outside his class room

And one day, these three little girls came out

Right before he did

And this one girl named Heidi Weller

Had a handful of pumpkin seeds

And I said, "Let me see those pumpkin seeds"

And she said, "No"

And I grabbed her hand

And I said, "Let me see those pumpkin seeds now, B!tch!"

And I looked at them and they had

Danny Evings name written on each and every one of

Those damn pumpkin seeds

And I said, "Hey bitch, that's MY boyfriend!

Why do you have my boyfriend's name

Written on all your pumpkin seeds?

I'm gonna have to kick your fuckin ass, bitch!"

And do you know what she had the nerve to say to me?

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She said, "You're ugly

What the fuck gave birth to you?

You're ugly

And I bet your mom is, too

You're ugly

Man, what's with that 'do?

You're ugly because you're ugly"

And then I told her to turn around and bend over

And gave her another crack in her ass...