Julie Brown - I'm A Blonde lyrics

I talk like a baby, and I [don't] pay for drinks.

Never have to worry 'bout gettin['] a man

[As long as I] keep this blond and I keep these tan,

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I see people working and it only makes me giggle

'Cause I don't have to work; I just have to [j]iggle.

I'm a blonde, B-L-O-N-D[-E].

I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook.

Why should I bother when I look like I look?

I know lots of people are smarter than me,

But I have this philosophy:

So what?

I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em,

'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em,

'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.

'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.

They say that to make it, you need talent and ambition.

Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:

Umm ... okay ... what was it? ... umm ...

Don't tell me ... Oh, yeah, okay.

[Duck], Magnum, [duck]!

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I took a VD test, and I flunked it, of course.

I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche,

'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-[O]-N-D[-E].

I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August

Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.

Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,

And my goal is to become a vetrinarian [']cause I love children.

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Other girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true.

With my hair and body, you would be too.

I'm a blonde, B-L- ... I don't know!

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah!

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