Judy Garland - Could You Use Me? lyrics

Have some pittie on an easterner,

show a little sympathy

no one could possible could be steerner

than you have been with me,

a.. theres a job that I`m applying for

let me put it to ya thus

theres a partner ship I`m dien' for

Mr. and Mrs. us

so before you file it on the shelf,

let me tell you of myself

oh I`m the chapie to make ya happy

I`ll tie your shoesies, and chase you bluesies

oh lady would ya, could ya use me

now I`d shake the mat out

and let the cat out

I`ll clean the garret

and feed the parrot

oh lady would ya, oh tell me could ya use me?

do ya realize what a good man your getting in me?

I`m no elker mason or woodman who gets home at three

the girls that see me grow soft and dreamy

but I`m a gander that wont falander

oh could ya use me, cus I certanly could use you

theres a chap I know in mexico

whoes as strong as he can be

eating nails and drinking texaco

he is the type for me

there is one I california

more romantic far than you

when he sings ha cha cha chornia

I often think he'll do

but as for you sir, i`m afraid

you will never make the grade

for your no cowboy, your soft, and how, boy

I feel no musel thats fit for tussel

I must refuse you, I cannot use you

'scuse me

no night life for the

birds would bore youthe cows wont know you,

a horse would throw you,

you silly man you

to ask me, can you use me?

ha

though at love you may be a wizard, i`m wanting to know

could you warm me up in a blizad

say, forty below

your ties are freakish

your knees are weakish

your not a zender, you elbow bender

though you can use me

I most certainly cant use you