Jude - Brad and Suzy lyrics

Cardboard cutout superheroes and

Paragons on barstools

She was a professional teller machine user

He was your basic beautiful loser

They had no worries all they ever had was cool

And I wish that I was Brad and Suzy, I really do

I wish that I was stuck on someone

I wish that I was half of a two

I wish that we were like that baby

I wish sometimes you'd love and hate me

Pa-pa-pa-pow Pa-pa-pa-pow

The Sigma Chis imbibed, decried

And tried to pry him from his

Little Delta Tri-Omega Chi Fi Mu Hoddi Toddi A-D-Pi and Theta

But she wouldn't let them

Idiot

'Cause her heart was as big as the world

And she was his first loving girl

And he swore he'd stand by her forever

And late at night, drunk on wine

They'd fall in bed and intertwine

And they'd make love then like nobody never

And I wish that I was Brad or Suzy

Pa-pa-pa-pow Pa-pa-pa-pow

I wish that I was Brad or Suzy

I wish that I was in a movie

Brad and Suzy finally took off for the Florida Keys

The better to exercise their collections of clothing by J. Crew

Convertible rabbit a cooler and some coozies

And six years of college course credit they'll probably never use

But I wish that I was Brad or Suzy, I really do