John Entwistle - No. 29 (External Youth) lyrics

Just give me one year of your life my friend

And I'll make you look twenty years younger

I've done it for others I can do it for you

New life, new body, and new friends too

I can make you look as you've never felt before.

Here's a very famous film star

Who took a one year course of my treatment

Ten inches off the waist

New hair stuck on with paste

And he acts as well as he ever did before.

You'll be as virile as ever

Unaffected by the weather

Old age will seem to pass you by

And you won't detect a sign, of old Father Time

Over sixty but you'll look like thirty-four.

A very prominent politician

In danger of losing his position

A devastating smile

Looked real up to a mile

And he lies as well as he ever did before.

This very well known pop singer

Had ceased to be a swinger

New hair, nose, teeth, and eyes

Touch of padding round the flies

And he sings as well as he ever did before.

You'll be as virile as ever

Unaffected by the weather

Old age will seem to pass you by

And you won't detect a sign, of old Father Time

Over sixty but you'll look like thirty-four.