Joe Nichols - Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off lyrics

She said I'm going out with my girlfriends

Margaritas at the Holiday Inn

Lord, have mercy, my only thought

Was tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on

I know what happens when she drinks Patrone

Her closet's missing half the things she's bought

Yah, tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start with kicking out of her shoes

Loose an earring in her drink

Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall

Drop a contact down the sink

Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long

If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on

She might come home in a table cloth

Yah, tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch

A bridal shower with Bacardi punch

Jello shooters full of Smirnoff

But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start with kicking out of her shoes

Loose an earring in her drink

Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall

Drop a contact down the sink

She don't mean nothing, she's just having fun

Tomorrow she'll say, oh what have I done?

Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost

Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off

Oh, tequila makes her clothes fall off

Oh, tequila makes her clothes fall off