Joe Jackson - Five Guys Named Moe lyrics

I gotta tell you a story from way back

Truck on down and dig me Jack

There's Big Moe, Little Moe, Four-Eyed Moe, No Moe,

Look at brother, look at brother, look at brother Eat Moe

Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe

Who's the greatest band around

Makes the cats jump up and down

Who's the talk of Rhythm Town

Five guys named Moe

When they start to beat it out

Everybody jump and shout

Tell me who do the critics rave about

Five guys named Moe

They came out of nowhere

But that don't mean a thing

They rate high and you'll know why

When you hear them sing

High brow, low brow, all agree

They're the best in harmony

I'm telling you folks you just got to see

Five guys named Moe

(instrumental break)

There's Big Moe...

Little Moe...

One guy... Big Moe

Two guys... Little Big Moe

Three guys... Four-Eyed Moe

Four guys... No Moe

Five guys... Eat Moe

Five little guys named Moe

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