Joe Diffie - What Would Waylon Do guitar chord

WHAT WOULD WAYLON DO

Joe Diffie

Album: Tougher Than Nails

Submitted by: Christopher R.

05-14-05

Capo 1st Fret

Intro: (E) (E) (E) (E)

Well the (E) door's open at 7

And the crowd is filing through

Somebody dropped my guitar

And I can't find my left boot

There's a (A) genius runnin' monitors

And (E) he ain't got a (A) clue

Well, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do

There's (E) blue cheese in the green room

What are we supposed to eat

And the openin' act's a Polka band

And they can't keep a beat

The (A) promoter wants a second show

And he's (E) copped an attit(A)ude

Well, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do

Kick in the (E) door - shoot out the lights

Scare the (A) fool out of the soundman

With a "hoss, let's get this (E) right"

Bring down the (E) house, with the Waymore (A) Blues

Oh, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do

Now the (A) sheriff's got the drug dogs

Tearin' up our bus

We're (E) just hillbilly singers

I think he's profilin' us

(A) Now he wants an autograph

And a free t-shirt or two

Well, (E) what would Waylon (B) do

Kick in the (E) door - shoot out the lights

Scare the (A) dog out of the soundman

With a "hoss, let's get this (E) right"

Bring down the (E) house, with the Waymore (A) Blues

Oh, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do

Now the (E) drummer's just informed us

That we ain't gettin' paid

They'll send a check out Monday

No..the hell you say!

Who would (A) that old outlaw strangle

If he were in our shoes

What (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do

Kick in the (E) door - shoot out the lights

Scare the (A) pants off of the soundman

With a "hoss, let's get this (E) right"

Bring down the (E) house, with the Waymore (A) Blues

Oh, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do

Bring down the (E) house, with the Waymore (A) Blues

Oh, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do

Yeah, what (G) would (A) Way(G)more (E) do