Joe Diffie - I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That guitar chord

I'D LIKE TO HAVE A PROBLEM LIKE THAT

Joe Diffie

Album: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Submitted by: Christopher R.

March 1, 2004

Capo 1st Fret

Intro: (E) (E) (E) (E) (D) (A) (E)

I'm not a (E) wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan

I (A) work out in the heat and the (E) cold

Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf

'Stead of (F#) just another sheep in the (B7) fold

I hear the (E) rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar

And (A) cry about a luxury tax

They won't (E) let him write (A) off his lil' eighty-foot yacht

I'd (E) like to have a (B7) problem like (E) that

Yeah, I'd (A7) like to have a problem like that

Should (E) I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac

Do I (A) wanna drive fast or just ride around in the (B) back

I'd like to have a problem like (E) that

I (E) saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V.

He (A) looked like a tall Tom (E) Cruise

He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy

They're (F#) burning both ends of his (B7) fuse

He says (E) he's suffocating, he needs a vacation

He (A) can't find time to relax

From all the (E) kissing and (A) hugging, the sweet talk and loving

I'd (E) like to have a (B7) problem like (E) that

Oh, I'd (A) like to have a problem like that

Be a (E) one-man woman juggling act

How (A) many can you keep in the air before you lose (B) track

I'd like to have a problem like (E) that

I'd like to (A) be too rich, I'd to (E) be too thin

I'd like to (B7) be too young, I'd like to (E) be too in

Should I (A) kiss and tell, write a (E) book on my life

And (F#) how much can I get for the (B) movie rights

Oh, I'd (A) like to have a problem like that

Be a (E) tabloid star at the checkout rack

Should I (A) drag 'em through court

`Or tell 'em to kiss my (B) fax

I'd like to have a problem like (E) that

(n.c.) Give me those (A) problems

I (E) think that I could solve 'em

I'd (B) like to have a (A) problem like (E) that

Fade out...