JIMMY SPICER - Adventures of Super Rhymes lyrics

Rhymes faster than a speeding bullet

Has more rhymes than a train has tracks

Able to leap sucker MC's in a single rhyme

Look, at the jam, on the mike

(It's a bird!)

(It's a plane!)

No

I'm Su-

Su-

Super Rhymes

(Rhymes)

(Rhymes)

(Rhymes)...

It's the new thing, makes you wanna swing

While us MC's rap, doin our thing

It's not singin, like it used to be

No, it's rappin to the rhythm of the sure shot beat

It goes one for the money, two for the show

You got my beat, now here I go

You see, this DJ, he gets down

Mixing records while they go round

With the hiddip, the hop, ya just don't stop

You rock to the beat till it makes you drop

Yes, I'm one of a kind, I'm Super Rhymes

And I'd like to say hello

And since I'm on the mic and I'm ready to rock

This is how it goes

Yes, I rock so good, I rock so well

I ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-a-dang

Baby, I'll ring your bell

Yes, I'm Super Rhymes, I'm 22

I'm gonna be 100 before I'm through

Because no, I didn't come from the planet Earth

Planet Rhymeon is my place of birth

>From the day I came out my mother's womb

I found myself in the operating room

Then the doctor spanked me on my behind

I didn't cry, the kid started to rhyme

My mother said, "Son, that's the way it should be

Your name is Super Rhymes, you'll be an MC"

So then my father put me on a meteorite

Sent me to Earth to rock the mike

I got to Earth and started layin it down

At the jam, on the mike, I could be found

While I was at the jam this one time

Rockin to the beat, said I'm feelin fine

Just freakin out on a freak's behind

I looked in the face of Frankenstein

I said, "No, no, she's not mine"

Because my woman is fine as wine

And she goes by the name of Louis Line

But she didn't come here with me this time

I'm feeling real sad, but not that bad

I'ma have to run away from this crowdad

I ran to the deejay to rock the mike

He said, "Super Rhymes, take it, do what you like"

So I rocked the party viciously

This guy I didn't know, walked up to me

But the closer he got, the more I could tell

It was the man they call Coward Hosell

The guy you'd see on KBC

While Joe Frazier boxed Muhammad Ali

He said, "Excuse me, sir, are you Super Rhymes?

The one with the fine woman Louis Line?"

I said, "I am, will I be on TV?

Like to float like a butterlfy stingin Ali

He said, "Yes, my man, if you show me you can

I was told you had the masterplan"

So I rocked the mike for Coward Hosell

To show America how I rocked so well

And while I rocked the mike, this is what I said

About Dracula, the living dead

He didn't like blood, not this vampire

The disco beat was his desire

Transylvania's where he made home

Until one day he decided to roam

And then out of the crib he did crawl

Count Dracula is what he's called

He said, "The sun's gone down, and now it's night

I'm goin to spread my wings and take a serious flight

I turned into a bat, I flew away

I said at the disco is where I gotta stay

Because back home, there was nothing like this

In Transylvania this is what I'd miss

They just bite necks and suck blood all day

But I know there had to be a better way

I parked my car, sun set, "Vampires, I am leaving"

So I turned into a bat and cut out that evening

The first disco I hit was 54

They didn't even want to let me in the door

I said, "Listen, my man, I am a real cool guy

I can turn into a bat, I can even fly"

He said, "Dracula, you can do all of that

Then come on in and catch a neat freak attack"

So I went inside and I started to dance

And had all the ladies waitin for their chance

They said, "Isn't he cool with his widow's peak"

And the strange way he does the Freak

He said, "Where I come from it's not called the 'Freak'

It's the Transylvanian Boogie, seven days a week"

I didn't get to dance with them all that night

Cause at the break of dawn I saw sunlight

I said, "I'm sorry to say I cannot stay"

Cause us vampires must be in before it turns day

But don't forget, I'll be back

I like it when I catch a neat freak attack

And since you heard my story, it's time I be leaving

In Transylvania we say "good evening"

Mr. Cosell said, "Damn, that's good

You'll be on TV in every neighborhood"

He said, "Super Rhymes, you're a real MC

We must put you on KBC"

I said, "I'll dress to impress, won't claim I'm best

I'll come a little better than all the rest"

Because I never come with any less

Than all the rhymes that will pass the test

Because I'm cool as ice, I'm twice as nice

I never had an off-day in my life

You see, I take all your money, bust out your wife

Make you dance to my beat all your life

Cause when I get in my stuff and I start to rhyme

The sucker MC's hide everytime

Because my voice is baritone

And I really don't need no microphone

But I use one anyway

To make sure the ladies hear what I say

And from here to there they hear my voice

The ladies hear me, I am their choice

Because my hair's more wavy than there's ships in the Navy

And they use a boat to stay afloat

To put hickeys all over my throat

Because I am SO COOOOOOOL...

Because I'm cool as snow, I'm like savoir-faire

I'm the man you can't find anywhere

Because I'm cooler than cold, I'm hotter than heat

I rock to the rhythm of the funky beat

Because I got what it takes

To make everybody wanna break

You see I gotta what it take

I take it, make you wanna break

Breaker 1 (breaker 1) breaker 2 (breaker 2)

I say this is what I wanna say to all of you

Go and telephone, or tell a friend

The man known as Super Rhymes is back again

And all you fly guys, I tell you this

I take your fly girls with one kiss

Because I take the fly girls, put em in check

I got my love potion all around they neck

They've heard my voice and they know my name

They know within me there burns a flame

That I'm MC man, headed straight for fame

I got a Coupe DeVille, diamond rings

I even got fur coats and gold plate things

Cause I'm the man of the hour, too sweet to be sour

The ladies know I'm the man with the power

And now that you know a little more about me

This is how I rocked KBC

You see, deep in the desert, the city Bagdhad

Aladdin was the boy, a magic lamp he had

Aladdin was to rub it and soon find out

That the lamp had magic and a genie, no doubt

He rubbed the lamp, a genie appeared

But you really couldn't see him till the green smoke cleared

Well, the smoke was gone, and there he stood

The tallest damn cat in the neighborhood

He said, "Where I come from I committed a crime

For every little thing you must serve time

But if my lamp was rubbed I'd be set free

But otherwise within the lamp I stay eternally

And Aladdin, I say thanks to you

You rubbed my lamp, now my sentence is through

And Aladdin, your wish is my command

I'm sorry, but you only get three, my man"

He said, "Genie, my first wish would be

To go to the year 1980"

"Hocus pocus," said the genie, "I'll do that"

Aladdin looked around, saw where he was at

He said, "Damn, things aren't the same

I wonder if Aladdin is still my name

But it's nice to be in '80

And I gotta say thanks to you, genie"

He said, "There's nothin to it, I used to do it just about everyday

Until I went to court, I got put in the lamp and the judge to take the spell away

But then you came along, made right my wrong

You rubbed my lamp and you set me free"

He said, "You used one wish, and you got two left

Aladdin, tell me what's it gonna be?"

He said, "Genie, in this society

You must have the green stuff called money"

So "hocus pocus" said the genie, "here's a million bucks

You take it all with you, here's an armored truck"

"Thanks," said Aladdin, "Genie, you're a real champ

But for a little while get back in your lamp"

The genie said, "Aladdin, yes, I'll do that

But you got another wish, now I'll be back"

So with a puff and smoke the genie was gone

Aladdin said, "A new millionaire is born"

Well, with all that money he made more money, Aladdin was doin swell

You see, my man Aladdin he got smart, you see, invested money into an oil well

But then one day he said, "I'm tired of makin the desert scene"

He said, "I gotta get away, I gotta go to the disco, find the freak of my dream"

So he took control of his private jet

His magic lamp and money he could not forget

Yes, he got to the disco, danced and screamed

But still couldn't find the freak of his dream

But then she came, through the door

The baddest freak Aladdin said he ever saw

He said, "Wow! I gotta get that girl!

Her love is worth everything in the world"

She was a 38-24-35

Aladdin was attracted like a bee to a hive

Aladdin walked up, said, "Hello"

She looked him up and down and said, "You know where you can go"

He said, "Come on, baby, don't play no game

I'm called Aladdin, tell me what's your name?"

Well, out of all the things Aladdin tried

She said, "Listen, sucker, take a carpet ride"

Aladdin said, "I know what to do

I call on my genie with a spell for you

So then he rubbed the lamp, the genie came back out

The genie said, "Aladdin, what you're fussin about"

He said, "Genie, I rocked, I said I'd be her man

I tried to do it to her cause I thought I can

It was then that I met this girl

Who said she wouldn't freak me for nothin in the world"

Out of all the things that Aladdin thought

She stole him a body, just couldn't be bought

So Aladdin said 450

I know you're comin to this bank with me

But the freak told him no

And my main man Aladdin, he told her so

He said, "I grab my partner do-si-do

I spank her to the beat, but don't let go

Until I hear her holler 'yo, yo'"

To the beat, beat, check it out

The genie said, "Aladdin, I agree

This freak has got a vicious body

But that wish will be your last one

After I do, my job is done"

The genie said, "Your wish is my command

She'll be your girl, you'll be her man

So he crossed his arms, said a magic word

A 'hocus pocus' is what you heard

He said, "Aladdin, she belongs to you

Take her home and do what you wanna do

But now it's time that I leave

I pull my magic carpet down out my sleeve

I'm gonna climb aboard, I'm gonna fly away

Back to Bagdhad, that's where I'll stay"

So Aladdin looked up, said goodbye

He watched the magic carpet and the genie fly

Now this is the end of this little tale

It's time I keep rockin, the genie's out of jail

So when I say 'rock', you say 'roll'

When I say 'ice', then you say 'cold'

Then when I say 'disco', you say 'the beat'

I say 'it's like honey', then you say 'it's sweet'

I say rock - roll

Say ice - cold

Say disco - the beat

Like honey - it's sweet

Now you know my name, you know my game

Compared to me there's none the same

Because I got a funky groove, I'm gonna make your body move

Because I gotta what it take

I take it, make you wanna break

Breaker 1 (breaker 1) breaker 2 (breaker 2)

I said you heard my jam, now catch the boogaloo flu

Cause I'm Super Ryhmes with disco

I rock from here to Frisco

I make you hate your video

While I rock your mind in stereo

So kick off your shoes, relax your feet

You're gonna move to my beat, it sound so sweet

Because it's all of you I do adore

And I got so much and more in store

Cause all through the day, through the night

I sit down and new rhymes I write

Because this deejay, he gets down

Mixing records while they go round

With the hiddip, the hop, you just don't stop

You bop to the beat till it makes your drop

Because I rock so good, I rock so well

I ring-a-ding-dang-a-ding-ding-dong

Baby, I ring your bell

Because I ROCK and ROLL

In STERE-ERE-O

I ROCK and ROLL

In STERE-ERE-O

Like Fred Flintstone, said, a-yabadabado

You hear my jam, wanna yell it too

Because I got more rhymes than a clock chimes

I got more rhymes than a monkey climbs

I got more rhymes than a lemon in limes

And I got more rhymes than a bank got dimes

So freak it to the east, freak it to the west

I freak it to the girl with the biggest chest

Freak it to the west, then you freak it to the east

But you never freak out with an ugly beast

So young ladies in the '80s

Come and ride in my Mercedes

Cause the ladies see they all must stare

Because I got brown eyes and a wavy hair

I'm not so tall, but I'm not so short

And you young ladies are my favorite sport

So put your hand in the air and let me know you're out there

You put your hand in the air and let me know you're out there

Then scream: oh yeah (oh yeah) oh what? (oh yeah!)

Y'all, I'm leavin now, but I'll be back

To make the young ladies catch a neat freak attack

Yes, the time has come for me to leave the mike

But I'll be back with more of what you like

So - take a trip