Jimmy Buffett - Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost guitar chord

Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost

By: Jimmy Buffett, Roger Guth, Jim Mayer, Peter Mayer

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Looked in my laptop, what did I see?

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A flashin' message says today therapy

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Rather walk through fire than converse with my shrink

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But I'm getting better that's what some people think

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Talk about denial and dysfunctional things

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Head's like a bell somedays it dongs and it dings

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My brain play tricks on me it likes to shift gears

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Spend lots of money, but I'm tacklin' my fears

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Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost

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These are the things that terrify me the most

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No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts

C G D G

Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost

Ooohh

Had a dream last night took a time travellin' ride

Back to my childhood where those monsters reside

They snack on innocence and dine on self-esteem

But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream

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C Bm Am C Bm Am

I was never ever frightened by the murderer on our block

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He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters

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The neighborhood is still in shock

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La la la la, la la la la

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La la la la, la la la la la la

So many dragons lurking out in the fog

So many crazy people mumblin' monologues

It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read

I need protection from the things in my head like

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