Jimmy Buffett - Math Suks lyrics

If necessity was the mother of invention

Then I'd like to kill the guy who invented this

The numbers come together in some kind of third dimension

A regular algebraic bliss

Let's starts with something simple

Like 1 and 1 ain't 3

Any 2 plus 2 will never get you 5

There's fractions in my subtraction

And x don't equal y

But my homework is bound to multiply

Math suks (math suks), math suks (math suks)

I'd like to burn this text book

I hate that stuff so much

Math suks (math suks), math suks (math suks)

Sometimes I think that I don't know that much

But math suks

I got so bored with my homework

I turned on the tv

The beauty pageant winners were all smiling through their teeth

And they asked the new miss america

Hey babe can you add up all those bucks

She looked puzzled then just said math suks

Math suks (math suks), math suks (math suks)

You don't even have to spell it

All you have to do is yell it

Math suks (math suks), math suks (math suks)

Sometime times I think that I don't know that much

But math suks

Geometry and trigonometry and if they don't tax your brain

There are numbers to big to be named

Numerical precision is a science with a mission

And I think its' gonna drive me insane

Parents fighting with their children

And the congress can't agree

Teachers and their students are all jousting constantly

Management and labor keep rattling old sabres

Quacking like those peabody ducks

Math suks (quack quack), math suks (quack quack)

You don't even have to spell it

All you have to do is yell it

Math suks, that's right, math suks, you got it

Sometime times I think that I don't know that much

But math suks

All right there goes our g rating

Math suks, math suks, math suks the big one

Math suks, math suks, math suks the big one

Math suks, math suks, math suks the big one

Math suks, math suks, math suks, math suks