Jill Sobule - Mexican Wrestler lyrics

Sometimes I wish that I was an angel

A fallen angel who visits your dreams

And in those dreams I'd blow you a message that says

You really want me

Sometimes I wish that I was a wrestler

A Mexican wrestler in a red vinyl mask

And I might grab you, body slam you, and maybe cause

physical harm

But when we would land

I might take pity on you

I can crack all your ribs

But I can't break your heart

You will never love me

And this I can't forgive

That you will never love me

As long as I will live

Sometimes I wish that I was a beauty

A beautiful girl who was still 21

And I'd turn your head as well as your buddies

And I could afford to play hard to get

We'd go to parties and you'd show me off

And I'd go home with someone else

You will never love me

And this I can't forgive

And it will always bug me

As long as I will live

You will never love me

Why should I even care

It's not that you're so special

You're just the cross I bear

You will never love me