Jill Sobule - Mary Kay lyrics

Mary Kay, she's got it bad

Thinks no one understands

You can't keep a good man down

You can't stop when loves around

You can't close your lonely eyes

Though he's way too young to drive

But he's old enough to please you

Love-me-nots and daisies, Mary Kay

Spin the bottle crazy, Mary Kay

Little John Doe's got it bad

When he first walked in her class

He never had a crush like this

Except for Susie's mother

She wasn't like the other girls

In their stuck up silly world

He's never seen someone so beautiful

Second base and better, Mary Kay

In her soft blue sweater, Mary Kay, Mary Kay

Under the bleachers

Deeper and deeper

Oh teacher

Mary Kay was on the run

With the father of her son

She didn't know she was a star

As she was steaming up the car

Now in your orange jail jumpsuit

I wish the best for you

You were in my heart and living room

Seven years and counting, Mary Kay

And all the inmates wanting Mary Kay

Second base and better, Mary Kay

Where's the soft blue sweater, Mary Kay

Love-me-nots and daisies, Mary Kay

Spin the bottle crazy, Mary Kay

Love can be amazing, Mary Kay