Jewel - Kiss Your Ass lyrics

i got no problem with family events / i like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents / i'll do anything you ask / no matter the task / my whole purpose in life is just to kiss your ass

what kind of drugs should i take tonight / to make me seem like i'm introverted / what kind of porn mags should i bring your brother / to make me seem like i'm still perverted

i got no problem with family events / i like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents / i'll do anything you ask / no matter the task / my whole purpose in life is just to kiss your ass

teach me something i don't know / but i swear i'll be something someday / i strain my ears listening too hard to what you say

how many times should i cruise your block / on my teensy red tricycle / screaming your name, sweetheart, in vain / this love stew has got me in a pickle

i got no problem with family events / i like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents / i'll do anything you ask / no matter the task / you're just the director, baby, i'm the cast / you can be a slut, and i will be chaste / cause my whole purpose in life / my whole purpose in life / my whole purpose in life / my whole purpose in life / my whole purpose in life is just to kiss your ass