KISS YOUR ASS


WORDS & MUSIC : STEVE POLTZ & JEWEL           TRANSCRIBED BY OLA SVÄRDH

She plays something like this on the verse.

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D                  A                   D          A
WHAT TIME SHOULD I PICK YOU UP TONIGHT TO MAKE ME SEEM MORE SELECTABLE
D            A                           D
WHAT KIND OF FLOWERS SHOULD I BRING YOUR MOTHER
           A
TO MAKE ME SEEM MORE DELECTABLE

CHORUS

G                     A                    F#m                Bm
I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH FAMILY EVENTS I LIKE LEMONADE, CAMPING, KIDS AND TENTS
        G                   A
I´LL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK NO MATTER THE TASK
         G                       A|
MY WHOLE PURPOSE ON LIFE IS JUST TO KISS YOUR ASS

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D            A         
WHAT KIND OF DRUGS SHOULD I TAKE TONIGHT
D          A
TO MAKE ME SEEM LIKE I´M INTROVERTED
D            A 
WHAT KIND OF PORN MAGS SHOULD I BRING YOUR BROTHER
D          A
TO MAKE ME SEEM LIKE I´M STILL PERVERTED

CHORUS

G                     A                    F#m                Bm
I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH FAMILY EVENTS I LIKE LEMONADE, CAMPING, KIDS AND TENTS
        G                   A
I´LL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK NO MATTER THE TASK
         G                       A|
MY WHOLE PURPOSE ON LIFE IS JUST TO KISS YOUR ASS

BRIDGE

E                    A 
TEACH ME SOMETHING I DON´T KNOW
E                   A
BUT I SWEAR I´LL BE SOMETHING SOMEDAY
E                A                             G      A
I STRAIN MY EARS LISTNIN´ TOO HARD TO WHAT YOU SAY

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D        A                                D     A
HOW MANY TIMES SHOULD I CRUISE YOUR BLOCK ON MY TINY RED TRICYCLE
D              A
SCREAMING YOUR NAME SWEET HEART IN VAIN
D         A
THIS LOVE STEW HAS GOT ME IN A PICKLE

CHORUS

G                     A                    F#m                Bm
I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH FAMILY EVENTS I LIKE LEMONADE, CAMPING, KIDS AND TENTS
        G                   A
I´LL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK NO MATTER THE TASK
G                              A
YOU´RE JUST THE DIRECTORY BABY I´M THE CAST
        G              A
YOU CAN BE PROMISCUOUS AND I´LL BE CHASTE
             G
CUZ MY WHOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE
         A
MY WHOLE PURPOSE ON LIFE
         G
MY WHOLE PURPOSE ON LIFE
         A
MY WHOLE PURPOSE ON LIFE
         G
MY WHOLE PURPOSE ON LIFE
          A|
IS JUST TO KISS YOUR ASS

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