Jethro Tull - Down At The End Of Your Road lyrics

I am your neighbor. I seem most respectable,

But underneath I'm an iniquitous toad.

So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you ---

down at the end of your road.

And I live down the end of your road.

I'm working on ways to remove you from paradise ---

from your striped lawn and your new swimming pool.

I place broken bottles in your geraniums ---

sabotage your gardening tools.

And I live down the end of your road.

By day I am a real estate gentleman.

I deal in fine properties --- cheap at the price.

After dark, I plan my most devious practices

which you might think are not very nice.

Designing a system to reverse your plumbing ---

welling up, as you sit on your private throne.

will come up all kinds of vile and despicable nasties

you would rather not have in your home.

And I live down the end of your road.

Dispensed loathsome creatures in your drawing room,

Sent doggy poo-poos in your morning mail.

Rat's heads and lark's wings should set your tums turning

and your houses will soon be for sale.

And I live down the end of your road.

I live down the end of your road.