Jesus In A Sidecar - Hemorrhage Man lyrics

(J. Roberts)

Hemorrhage man

Bleeds from the face

Gets the red stuff

All over the place

He wipes it off

With his cape

Causing the maid

To go shit ape

He flies high

Over the trees

And picks his zits

As if they were fleas

He picks at the scabs

That cover his knees

While eating his favorite

Moldy swiss cheese

He looks for evil

With a watchful eye

When he was in college

He joined theta chi

And how is it that

He stops his foes

With a great rush of blood

From out of his nose