Jeff Lynne - Diary Of Horace Wimp lyrics

(Monday) Late again today

He'd be in trouble though

He'd say he was sorry

He'd have to hurry out to the bus

(Tuesday) Horace was so sad

He never had a girl that

He could care for

And if he was late once more he'd be out

oh-oh

Chorus:

Don't be afraid

Just Knock on the door

While he just stood there mublin 'n' fumblin

Then a voice from above

Said Horace Wimp this is your life

Go out and find your self a wife

Make a stand and be a man

And you will have a great life planned

Horace Wimp

(Wednesday) Horace met the girl

She was small and she was very pretty

He thought he was in love

He was afraid

oh-oh

(Thursday) Asked out for a date

The cafe down the street tomorrow evening

His head was realing

When she said yes ok

Chorus

(Friday) Horace this is it

He asks the girlif maybe they could marry

When she says gladly

Horace cries

Boo-hoo

(Sunday) Everybody's at the church

When Horace rushes in and says

Now here come my wife

For the rest of my life

And she does

Chorus:

Don't be afraid

Just knock on the door

While he just stood there mumblin 'n' fumblin

Then a voice from a above

say Horace Wimp this is your wife

Go out and find your self a life

Make a stand and be a man

And you will have a gret life planned

Horace Wimp

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