Jeff Foxworthy - Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas guitar chord

Jeff Foxworthy - Redneck 12 Days of Christmas

G

Wow, somebody done been to the WalMart

Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas.

Well you cleaned up! Whadya git

(stop) D

Five flannel shirts

G

Four big mud tires

C

Three shotgun shells

D

Two hunting dogs

G C G

And some parts to a Mustang GT.

G

Hey Bubba you got gypped there's 12 days to Christmas

I know that, I got it covered Look over in the corner

That's yours too

Yea.

Chorus:

D

Twelve-pack of Bud

Eleven Wrastlin’ tickets

Ten o' Copenhagen

Nine years probation

Eight table dancers

Seven packs of Redman

Six cans of Spam

G D

Five flannel shirts

G

Four big mud tires

C

Three shotgun shells

D

Two hunting dogs

G D AG

And some parts to a Mustang GT.

E

Man this ain't normal Christmas presents

No they're redneck gifts

Redneck gifts

Yea you know like

If you buy your wife earrings that doubled as fishing lures

Or, if you can burp the entire chorus of Jingle Bells

Perhaps if you think The Nutcracker is something you did off a high-

dive

Or if you've ever misspelled something in Christmas lights

Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus

What's wrong with that

I didn't say anything wrong with it

It's hard to beat.

Chorus:

G

Well you know you can't really consider it a Christmas

Less you go down to the penitentiary and visit your mama

You're not listenin' to me

Get the car key outta your ear

That's where the nine years probation comes in

I'm gonna do it for ya again

Now listen.

Chorus:

Are you cryin’

No, just my alergies

Happy Holidays everybody.

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