Jason Boland - Nymphomaniac guitar chord

single strum first and last verse

(G) well welcome everybody to (C)Willies place

You can (D)pull up a chair or you can (G) pull up my face

(G)we got everything, the (C)only thing that we lack (D)is a rich young dumb

nympho(G)maniac

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(G)I wanna rich youg dumb nympho(C)maniac

To (D)drive me around in her (G)cadillac

(G)If she's not down on her knees she will be (C)flat on her back

I wanna (D)rich youg dumb nympho(G)maniac

we'll give her great big tits and a little bitty ass

a fucking machine that never runs out of gas

a body like nobody's ever seen before

she recently inherited a liquor store

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well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight

she doesn't get the shits if I stay out all night

I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile

take of our clothes then we buck in a pile

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Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs

the best in the west at cooking chinese food

she doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes

she always compliments me on the size of my hose

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we'll make her three feet tall

and stand about to here

with a flat spot on her head

so I can rest my beer

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