Jason Boland - Merry Christmas From The Family guitar chord
Jason Boland - Merry Christmas From The Family
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Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
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At a Christmas party
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We were drinkin' champagne punch and homemade eggnog
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Little sister brought her new boyfriend
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He was a Mexican
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We didn't know what to think about him
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Till he sang Feliz Navi Da, Feliz Navi Da.
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Cousin Randy brought his kids with him
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The three from his first wife Lynn
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And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary-Nell
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Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
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Who talks all about A.A.
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Chain smokin' while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
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The First Noel.
D
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
C
Make margaritas when the eggnog's gone
D
Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
C
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
D
A pack of lemons and some Diet Rite
C
A box of Tampons, some Marlbro Lights
G G/F# Em
Hallelujah, everybody say cheese
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Merry Christmas From The Family. Ho Ho Ho.
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Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
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I can't remember how I'm kin to them
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But when they tried to plug their motor-home in
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They blew our Christmas lights
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Cousin David knew just what went wrong
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So we all waited out on our front lawn
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He threw the breaker and the lights came on
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And we all sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night.
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Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
C
Make Bloody Mary’s cause we all want one
D
Send somebody to the Quik Pack Store
C
We need some ice and extension cord
D
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
C
A box of Tampons, some Doral Lights
G G/F# Em
Hallelujah, everybody say cheese
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Merry Christmas From The Family.
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Feliz Navi Da.
Merry Christmas everybody.
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