Jason Boland And The Stragglers - Rich Young Dumb Nymphomaniac lyrics

Well welcome everybody to Willies place

You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face

We got everything,

The only thing that we lack

is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

To drive me around in her cadillac

If she's not down on her knees

She will be flat on her back

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll give her great big tits

And a little bitty ass

A fucking machine that never runs out of gas

A body like nobody's ever seen before

She recently inherited a liquor store

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

To drive me around in her cadillac

If she's not down on her knees

She will be flat on her back

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Well she doesn't wanna marry

And she doesn't wanna fight

She doesn't get two shit if I stay out all night

I bring home another woman

She just gives me a smile

Take off our clothes then we buck in a pile

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

To drive me around in her cadillac

If she's not down on her knees

She will be flat on her back

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Make her a magic fingers mama

That can roll up my doobs

The best in the west at cooking chinese food

She doesn't to shop and she doesn't wear clothes

She always compliments me on the size of my hose

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

To drive me around in her cadillac

If she's not down on her knees

She will be flat on her back

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll make her three feet tall

And stand about to here

With a flat spot on her head

So I can rest my beer

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

To drive me around in her cadillac

If she's not down her knees

She will be flat on her back

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac