Jason Boland And The Stragglers - Pearl Snaps lyrics

Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts

Are two things that stay the same

So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts

There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt

Yeah the Shade Tree mechanic is a dinosaur

You can't cuss, you can't smoke or spit on the floor

And don't you hit on a woman 'cause she might sue

You can't buy beer in the state past two

But that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts

Are two things that stay the same

So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts

There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt

Well now Buddha is legal but Jesus ain't

The saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints

And it's not how you play, it's the final score

They don't show M*A*S*H* on the tube anymore

Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts

Are two things that stay the same

So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts

There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt

Well now your lovers usually leave at the drop of a ring

And Daddy doesn't smile when a mockingbird sings

The kids are in school, but they're all packin' a gun

The losers live forever and the good die young

Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts

Are two things that stay the same

So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts

There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt

Yeah the stars are all fallin' out of the sky

The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry

So pass me the pipe, and sing me a song

The pipe is cashed out-well, just load up a bong

'Cause that cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts

Are two things that stay the same

So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts

There's a cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirt

Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl-snap shirts