You sure are cool, a European jewel
I dig you most 
A letter came, it's not the same 
The ink was blue 
A relative stopped by to say he saw you, hey 
A walkin' down a lonesome town 
Some time ago 
He said you had a mouth so bad 
The lips were rotting off 
You dropped a tear to end his fear 
You seem quite well 
It's a long time spell 
I'm wondering where you got that infection 
There's bugs in my brain 
I can't feel any pain 
Just a shaking sha— 
[song ends abruptly]