James Bonamy - Brain In A Jar lyrics

I got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark

I don't ever use it anyway

Don't think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging

Is all I want to do these days

They oughta make a plan, get a research grant

And study me around the world

I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar

Ever since I learned about girls

It was a stormy night in Georgia when I was born

Daddy's greatest expectations in bodily form

Teacher said I had the brightest future she'd ever seen

But their hopes all ended the day I turned fourteen

I got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark

I don't ever use it anyway

Don't think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging

Is all I want to do these days

They oughta make a plan, get a research grant

And study me around the world

I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar

Ever since I learned about girls

Momma called the state hospital to send a doctor down

She said doctor all he ever does is follow girls around

Well they looked inside my head and what'cha think they saw

Doctor said there ain't nothing in here at all

I got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark

I don't ever use it anyway

Don't think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging

Is all I want to do these days

They oughta make a plan, get a research grant

And study me around the world

I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar

Ever since I learned about girls

I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar

Ever since I learned about girls